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  1. A dropped wrench will always end up exactly 1/2 inch beyond your reach

  2. A great actor can bring tears to your eyes.
    But then, so can a mechanic Donald Reber

  3. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

  4. Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

  5. Horsepower was a wonderful thing When only horses had it

  6. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

  7. Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

  8. Some days you are the fly, some days you are the windscreen.

  9. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

  10. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

  11. Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

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For more Great Laughs and Jokes visit the Comedy Zone based here in Lincolnshire

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